Nov
13
When an enemy tries to sneak into your team – Imposter


Guys blues coming in we better move Whoa, whoa guys guys, hold up. Hold up Since when were the five of us? What are you talking about? Don’t be stupid No seriously there’s suddenly five of us Thats absurd One, two, three, four, five Holy shit That must mean one of us Is an imposter… But who? Guys, guys… Lets have some reasonable discussion here Whose this guy? What? Yeah thats right! Actually I don’t recognise this man at all! Who is he?? Yeah Guys! It’s me! I’m Ben! *Mocking*
Guys its me I’m Ben! You’re not Ben – I’m Ben! No I’m Ben! That’s what an imposter would say! You are sounding mighty suspicious sir! Ben! SIR! Guys come on! I’ve been playing PUBG with you for years We’ve logged literally thousands of hours together But haven’t we all logged thousands of hours together? Are you seriously going to side with this guy? Guys guys guys come back come back WOAH STAY THE F**K BACK BACK OFF! F**K OFF! BACK OFF! One of these two is an imposter Come on Rowan Make the right choice You always do Woah that means a lot to me Ben Wow it’s really great to see you guys rebuild that relationship thats awesome Guys! You can literally see the name above my head! Circumstantial at best come onnnn This is outrageous! This is outrageous! That’s what Ben says! Ben says that! I think thats Ben I literally just said that! I lirerarlly juu ded daaaaat Thats Ben! That is Ben! That is my Ben Okay wait wait wait wait I got it Ask me a question that only I would know Oh thats good okay Okay yeh yeh yeh Okay okay okay Okay I’m gonna ask you a question that only Ben would know Great Perfect What is… My mothers middle name? I don’t know! How would I know that?? SUSPICIOUS! Suspicious! Okay – Ben Ben What is… My favourite video game? Oh f**k off! PUBG! Yes! That’s the truth! HE’S THE IMPOSTER! Guys– Kill him! No! guys you can still res me! Oh god! Oh ho ho! Horrifying Ben! Come here Ben! We almost lost you! Oh we almost lost you Ben… Oh Ben