Gully boys!
Hear all the rules carefully! If anyone has any doubts
about the rules later on, I’ll cut y’all into pieces
and feed you to the birds! Now listen! The first ball will be a trial ball. An overthrow and offside
won’t be counted as a run. Whoever wins will bat first. A catch with one bounce will be counted as an out,
batting outside will be counted as an out Hitting the wall directly
will be counted as an out. If it hits the tree and is caught,
it will be counted as an out. Even a sixer
will be counted as an out. If anyone tries to do a mankading like
Ashwin then he’s out of the team. And if anyone throws the ball at 40km/h,
he’ll get a speeding ticket. Do y’all get it? What about a wide run? Are you an idiot?
Wide run… No no no… We don’t have good
cameras there won’t be DRS. Not a DRS, he’s saying we’ll screw you
on the ground. Yeah go on kiss each other. Guddu lives in my society, so he’ll be
in my team. Come here, Guddu. Guddu, chews tobacco and spits on my face!
So he’ll be on my team. – Come here.
– Hey! Guddu flirts with my sister, he’ll be
in my team. – Guddu, come…
– That’s just a casual hookup. Guddu’s marriage is fixed with my sister! with a maturity amount of Rs.
250000 Kazi, come on! Do you accept this marriage? I accept. I accept. I accept. – That’s great!
– This marriage is sealed. – Hey, bro! Play with us and then go.
– We’re going to play. – She’s not my sister.
– Bro, you come. No, no. His body is great.
You come this side, man. Does anyone have a coin? Bro give me a packet of Bimal. If it’s Hindi, you win.
If it English, I win. Hindi. – You bat first.
– Wait, let me decide. Considering the slight moisture
on the pitch, we’ll bowl first. Where’s the moisture?
Fine, go bat. Bro, go there,
No, no, let him go there. You go to Mehta’s gate.
You go to Pooja’s window And you go to my house
and check if my father’s looking for me. Come on, go quickly. Oh man!
Now get it! Get the ball! Go, get the ball. – He’ll get it.
– Get the ball. – No, no! Bro, listen…
– He’ll get the ball. Come on, get the ball out.
Get it. Bloody hell! This is the problem with playing in India. You send talented and good players
to take the ball out of sewers.. When the ball falls into a sewer in America
there’s a staff sitting there to do this job. He takes the ball out
and he’s got a green card. – He’s from Mexico.
– Hold this now. – Hold the plastic bag.
– Take it out! What are you looking at? Soon! – Protection is important.
– Yeah, yeah… Get it out! Yeah yeah put your hand slowly. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Ravi! I can see
that the outfield here is wet. If there were 3-4 more whistles, then
we could’ve worked out something. But it’s still wet. I think dew will play an extremely
important factor in today’s match. She’s gone.
Now get the ball out. Get away you… Why did you tell me she left? – Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me!
– Why did you tell me she left? Hold on, man. – Uncle has to pass by.
– Hello, uncle. I think he will not cross
until tomorrow. Let’s take a drinks break. This uncle is taking
a lot of time. Hey you bring me a Pepsi. Bro, look for my ball. I bought that brand new Cosco ball
just yesterday. Look for my ball. You all have made a fool of me.
Move! Wait! Wait! Hold on! Look, I found my ball. Bro, I want my Cosco ball!
That’s all. Hey, look at this.
I found a cricket kit. Are you not listening to me?
I want my Cosco ball, that’s all! Hey, I found your brother!
Did he get lost at the fair? Balli?
Balli! – He’s grown so much.
– Balli! Oh God!
Why do my balls get lost? What is wrong with me?
Give back my ball. Hey, go on. Look for the ball. Kachra Dev. Hey, boy, why are you crying?
Tell me your problem. Kachra Dev, my brand new Cosco ball
is lost somewhere in your pile of garbage. Please, give it back to me, Kachra Dev.
Please! Is this your ball, boy? Bro, that’s a golden ball. Tell him it’s yours. We can sell it and buy
an entire IPL team. Tell him. No! My ball is not made of gold.
My ball is from Cosco. You may take out a silver ball next, but
let me tell you that it’s not ball either. My friends may call me an idiot, cheater
or even a coward. But my intentions are not wrong, god.
I’m not greedy, god. – Boy, your honesty has impressed me.
– Thank you, god. But this ball is yours,
there’s shit on it. – Get it.
– Balli! Balli, my brother! Pick up the ball. – Hey, uncle.
– Let me play one ball. Let me play a ball!
Come on! Hold this and give me the bat. Go back now I’ll play. Hold this, will you, bro? How are you bowling, man?
Bowl me a spin. – Bowl and off spin
– That’s okay, you’ll get it. Bowl slowly, man. I want to hit it
like this over here. – What are you doing?
– Nothing happened! – What are you doing?
– Nothing happened! Let me play properly. I’ll help you, let this go a little. That’s good, thank you. – Your vegetables…
– Thank you. You idiots you only get my windows to break Who’s cosco ball is this?
I’ll shove it up your a**. Where you running you
moron’s come here. I know every bodies parents.I’ll
complain to each of your parents. I have every bodies contact no.
Go study do some job. You bald guy I know you
the captain of this team. I’ll first break your bones.
चलते-चलते अपने बचपन की गली से
कितना दूर आ गये हम
सबकुछ तो बटोर लाए थे,
पर मासूम क्रिकेट वहीं छोड़ आए हम
चलो वापस उसी गली में जाते हैं
एक मैच और लगाते हैं
याद है?
वो बैट कितना अच्छा था ! टूट गया..
खैर पढ़ाई-लिखाई में
क्रिकेटर बनने का सपना भी तो
पीछे छूट गया
चलो कुछ पैसे फिर मिलाते हैं
एक बैट और लाते हैं
एक मैच और लगाते हैं
मुझे बाँट लो किसी टीम में
चाहे बीच का बिच्छू ही बना लो
मैं भाग-भाग के ले आऊंगा बॉल
पहले जैसे बाउंड्री पे फील्डिंग ही करा लो
याद है?
कितना दुख हुआ था?
जब दूसरे मोहल्ले से
मैच हार गये थे
अरे कई रातें नींद नही आई थी
पेपर्स भी तो बेकार गये थे
चलो उनसे इस बार जीत के आते हैं
एक मैच और लगाते हैं |
– सतीश रे
"Chal ek Bowl khila"۔ 🤣
Bhai Sam to Sam hum bhi aisea hi khelte the or 1ball wale bhut aate the or PURA 1over chat hate the
Bhai 1kmi ball nhi fati fati yarr
Jo fodta Wahi new lata
Ek number 😂😂
Part 2 please
Hh
Ha ha ha 😂😂😂
Chaka marna out 😂
Ganje ki Gand torunga 😂😂😂
Ganje teri he gan# todunga sabse phle epic 😜😜😜
Salute to sardar ji .he was amazing
Tvf has lost its quality!!!
Bade is the best actor. He may become the world class talented actor of all time. He has that ability
Tatti lagi ha isme😂
Kar diya comment
Tvf ki maa ka bhosra
मज़े बांध दिए भाई एकदम गज़ब….😂🤣
aur tu mere ghar ja…..
Is Background is breaking bad theme
इन भोसड़ी वालों को unsuscribe करो। यह सब सले हिन्दुओं को गली देते हैं।।
Shru wale videos ziyada ache the.
Where is try ball?
My nick name is Guddu and I am feeling like out of this world.
legend o ganjay kahramkhor tu he hai in sab ja ring leader lollllllll
Heni…
Mst bhai… 😂 😂 😂 😂
Mjaa aa gya video dekh k🤣
Ball tumhari hi h tatti lagi h.
2:23😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂gandbaji.
Amazinggg..!!!!
Ashish chanchlani Vali se to bohot badiya he . Who agreed me hit like
Better than ashish chanchlani
Jab bhi koi run out hota tha
Baad me kehta tha me out nai hu.. koi ykin nai krta tha
Baad me .. wahi bolta tha maa kasam out nai hu..
Uske baad sab maan jate the 😅😅😂😂
Kachra dev 😂😂
At 7:09😂😂😂😂😂
Mast tha
Gayi kyu bola
Are Jijaji khelke toh jayiye 😂😂
Meri behen nahi he woh 😂
Harbhajan singh style 😂😂😂
Shivankit is so talented!!
Everything is true about this video. Hum bhi kitchad me ball lene gaye hai…lol. aur Jabhi bhi saamne vaale aunty ke ghar ball jaati thi.. everybody leave in a flash.. 😆😆😆
Awsome yar
Pad, Gloves pahan ke tennis ball se kaun cricket khelta hai 😕😕
I hate cricket but u put all factors in this video …. amazing
Bahi chote ka real bhii dalo yrr
@tvf ye 2:25 p jo background music aata hai ye konsa hai…..ager ye aap logo n banaya hai to plz ek video sirf aap logo k naye music ki hi nikal do
tumhari gandiya maar denge 😂😂😂😂
BEST Actors all of you
0.51 1.00 was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bimal Dijiyega Bhaiyya 🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bhai cricket k jaisa ek "THE GALLI FOOTBALL" v banalo it's a request
So better than ashish version
Perfect bumrah action
Awesome awesome
Hahahaha bhencho has has ke g*nd fat gayi…🤣🤣🤣
Bumrah action 😂😂😂😂
At 1:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
best till date
gend tumhari hi hai, bas tatti lagi hai ispe
laughed so hard
super hilarious was crazy laughing. Very good job👏
That Pepsi scene 😂🤣
TVF has always been producing quality contents since ever I saw it from Bollywood qtiyapa to fully cricket it has never dissatisfied fans really admire it.
Gulli cricket ke niyam icc ke pahuch de door hai.. . 😂😂😂😂📤🔊😂📤🔊
Ganje haramkhor tu hi gang leader hoga teri bum todunga
Uncle aa rahe hain..was awesome..
Yar is amitabh se Acha acter kisi ka bap bhi nahi ho sakta kitna telented hai yar ye aur baki bhi sab harami hain yar koi in ki film banae sab ki chutti kar denge ye log hats off from Pakistan
Ye bowl tumhari hi hai, tatti lagi hai ispe🤣🤣
Better than Ashish chanchalani's gully cricket
America vs india
badray hai chote ko miss kar raha hu
Sahi muje mera Bachpan ka gully cricket yad aa gaya 😃😃
Ab youtube may bhi emojis daalney padegey 😅😂😅
DRS System 😂🤣😂😂😂
Gully Cricket me pad wo bhi tenis ball 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
7:16😂😂😂😂
Teri hi ball hai .. isme tatti lagi hai 🤣😂😂😂 .. epic
Seriously dude…… No Words to explain…. Amazzzzzing …
Better than woh chutiya ashish chajlani
Jis bnde ne phle bowling mangi thi vo to batting kr rha hai kya logic hai tvf ka 😂😂
Base hai bhai bhot
Shivankit is a super sexy TBH!
Shivankit Da is just awesome …
Abhi sarkari school ke ladko ka match dkha hi kha h tumne
Nautanki😜
Bohot jabardast bhaiyo
Bolta hai gendbaazi karenge air batting karta hai 😍😂🤣🤣
टट्टी लगी है इसमें …सोने की बोल..☺️☺️☺️☺️
bhai jab gully cricket hota tha
hamari ek hi dikkkat saala jor jor marte the kaaanch kabhi nahi Tod paaye kisi ka aaj tak
9:32 the epic gali ganje haram khor…….. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bachpan yad aa gaya😁😁😁😁
Bahn ke lavdo burka q dikhare
Nice video
Sona and tatti are similar incolour😆😆😆😆😆
Y to bahut hota hai. Dhoondhte dhoondhte Or bol mil jaati hai wo nhi milti. 😂😂😂
Koi bhi chlta phirta aa jaata tha or bolta tha ek bol khila. Or dheere daalna. So funny.
maidaan me aao gandiyaa fhad denge tumhari
True story yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………………………….👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Awesome
Acha h video
Bhagdad me gote dabake bhagne Wala LOL!!!!!!😁😁😁😁