YESTERDAY THE TINIEST NATION IN THE TOURNAMENT, ICELAND, SCORED — (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REALLY? ARE THERE PEOPLE FROM ICELAND HERE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BORK IS HERE TONIGHT. ICELAND SCORED A DEEP OVERTIME, TIE-BREAKING GOAL TO BEAT AUSTRIA. AND IF YOU […]
FOLKS, ALL THIS WEEK, I HAVE BEEN SHARING WITH YOU MY INCREDIBLE TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND. IT’S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL COUNTRY THAT I’M NOT SURPRISED IT WAS USED AS THE LOCATIONS FOR MIDDLE EARTH IN THE “LORD OF […]
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. THANK YOU, FRIENDS DOWN HERE, UP THERE, ALL ACROSS AMERICA! WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AND WE– ( CHEERS )ARE LIVE, LIVE, RIGHT THERE AFTER THE DEMOCRATIC […]
The match has been postponed for 5 minutes because the spectators are having trouble getting into the stadium. What the F*** is going on?! Thank you everyone!
I was probably the least skilful player in the Italia ’90 squad. Blimey. We had some very skilful players in that team: Chris Waddle and people like Peter Beardsley. I will have to go for Gazza. Gazza was the most […]