Team Goerna

Sorry Sir, I can’t come Sir. I have 106 degrees fever, Sir. I am on glucose drip, Sir. I might enter the ICU! Thank you Sir. Hey, turn on the volume. Six! What a start! What! 4000 rupees for the Indian jersey? What is this, man. This is what you got for 4000 rupees? See the colour, man. BCCI changed it, I didn’t. This is fake. What man! Don’t sit, we are losing wickets because of you. Don’t stand, we are losing wickets because of you. You’re lying down now! We are losing wickets because of you! What the fuck, dude. Yuvraj Singh is in such good form.(Jinx) Dhoni has started losing the toss now. He should retire now. It’s Dhoni’s strategy. Throw Nehra out, man. How is he still in the team?! It’s Dhoni’s strategy. Aye, even his beard is turning grey now. Dude. It’s his strategy! What happened, man? Are we losing again? This Mayanti Langer. How did Stuart Binny get her? I told my Dad, dude. If he became a selector She would have been sitting here with us. Excuse me? True. Listen. Is Sachin out? Has Kambli been left out again? Listen, no? What? This useless Ravi Shastri hasn’t retired yet? How did Harsha Bhogle get hair on his head! Damn! What man! Collapse has begun. I’m telling you, Dravid should have been there. Sehwag should have been there. Sachin should have been there- he would have played the upper cut. Shut up! Just wait and watch. The long haired fellow will come and hit the helicopter shot. Dhoni is the one who got out! Whaaa.. Suresh Raina, man! What a player! Can’t believe he was missing from the team for so long. Suresh Raina is such a bad player, man. Who gets bowled on a full toss! I can play better than him. Yuck, Rohit Sharma has become so fat! Why is he in the team? He’s not even cute. And he’s so unreliable. He scores runs just once a year. Rahane is better than him. Will everyone stop criticising Rohit Sharma! He has scored two double centuries. Who else has done that? Watch. He will score his third double century today. It’s okay man. Just 190 runs short. Tarun! Tarun! Come here! What happened? You missed it. The camera guy was showing white girls. Fuck, man! Missed again! I saw. What a shot, man. Shoaib Malik has such a great follow-through. He’s our son-in-law, man. Hit him! India will win! India will win! India will win! India will win! They don’t perform, keep selling face creams. They are all frauds, man. “Visa power. Go get it.” Do NOT say anything about Sachin! Okay, man. Sorry. Shit, how did this happen? This match is fixed. I know. I have also put money on it. It should have been 2 runs, he hit a six! Ah, man!! What a waste of time, dude. All they want to do is ads. I am not watching cricket anymore. It’s too painful. Seriously man, I am not watching.(Praying)What!!!! How can the lights go now! Is it six or out? What did the cable guy say? He’s saying, if you want to watch the match.. then like the video, share and subscribe it. Like it man.