Don’t F*** with this football player!

You push me hard, so I play hard. I run, I fall and get on my feet again, no problem. But if I can’t shoot the f$§)% ball, then we won’t score any goals, right? Too much pressure breaks the controller. Then I break and then you break. Because I am you and you are me. So get us finally that Gamer’s Insurance from insurninja! HARDWARE PROTECT SUPREME.
GET INSURED NOW. Costs less than all the junk food that you eat while I’m running my ass off here.